Women Exposed

Women are said to be, or polished by the notion, "women are logical and have good sense" as opposed to their male counterparts, who time and time again are said to be morons, imbeciles, jack-asses and doesches. Perhaps society was a bit too eager to grant them such an esteemed title. Yes, there is the odd lady who graciously upholds that notion but, the atrocious beings that bring pity to all notions about women and their better logic and sense, are just plentiful.Allow me, the honor of putting our so-called "fair ladies", through their whits.


Lately, we find that women, are fond of peculiar dressing, displayed in monstrosities such as leg-ings, jump-suits, Aladdin/MC Hammer pants and all the other fabrications I currently cannot think of. These would be the equivalent of, walking around, in the nude, with breasts that aren't at all, symmetrical. For instance:


Even though eliminating ladies by how big their camel-toe is undoubtedly fun, jump-suits are still beyond hideous, however, there is a hint of good sense in them. Women can, for the simplicity of sex, keep the moment alive, after all jump-suits can't ever spoil the moment, their terribly easy to get you out off, however, the idea of having prostitute tendencies, is maybe not a good one. Since you are so fond of jump-suits, men should be allowed to ask "Is it as deep as it is visibly thick" after all, the enquiry will help us get an idea of what we are set for.

It is alarming how, today's woman, has become more comfortable with revealing her obsession with sex, even more than the over average man, after all, leg-ings are just two condoms, attached together, then stretched and coloured. #Latex! Guess it is better  to be safe than sorry, them Love Life adds really paid off or perhaps it was the Scrutinize campaign.

Men have learnt, never to go into the toilet after a women was in their, especially if it was number 2, one of your latest craze is, to express how much you appreciation of a good dump, illustrated their new love of those MC Hammer pants. Yes rub that la(m)p Aladdin! To think we always wondered why you take so long when you have to go to the potty, now we know at least.

Back on the latex, agh, leg-ing thing... So ladies, I really would like to know - for interest sake, do they have them in "real feel" or even "studded" too?


*sips tea* It would seem. that the worse a woman looks the more confidence she has, even if she is pretty, she will go out of her way to look vile, just so that she can finally throw herself at you!

All the views and opinions expressed today are not by Rea van der Malotle but those of his alter ego Kgololesego van der Malotle